Guy: Can we be friends?
I: Friends? I don’t have enemies so we are friends already.
Guy: I mean close friends. I really love you and will want to get into a relationship with you.
I: Oh really! Thank you. But I am not interested and available for that.
Guy: But you could please think about it and find a place in your heart to let me in.
I: My heart? It’s already occupied so there is no room to think about it or just let anyone walk in casually.
Guy: Seriously! You seem to be blunt and firm with your answers. Looks like you are already in a relationship with someone.
I: Relationship… Yes I am.